Too much love kills love

You know, that kind of relationship that makes you feel like in jail ? I just realized how it might have been for my ex-boyfriend to be with me (how to scare the next one, he he), and all of this because of MY CAT !!!! Lately I really have thought that I was about to throw her thru the window. I’ve been away for 2 weeks, and she stayed home with my friend Gene’s cat, Scar, who was supposed to be taken care of with her by my other friend Roby, as Gene would be in India with me. She first made Scar feel really bad. He’s a amazingly sweet cat, loving and very tender, and she was just spitting and running after him the whole night we spent together at home. Just to say how bad she could be, not a very social cat… She made him cry (have you already heard a cat crying ?) and I was trying to make everybody happy – a nice family life… Awful.

Then I had to leave and they have spent two weeks together. For what I have seen when I came back, the situation was better, but not looking like Heaven… Anyway, she was, like always, so happy to see me again, that she started being in heat… She spends 2 weeks with a macho male cat, she doesn’t give a s*it about him, but I come back (female, and human), and she starts being in heat… ISN’T SHE CRAZY ???? Conga,  sweetie, I can’t do anything for you… Wednesday and yesterday, she has been following me everywhere in the flat, jumping on my back, in my food, on the laptop, miow miow miow all the time, and massaging my boobs with her awful little nails, or trying to kiss me and leaving fur all over my face… love it.

To make it short : I wanted to run away… I really hope I can’t meet any man like that… actually I think I won’t be able to meet anyone as long as I’ll be sharing my life with such a possessive and jealous mistress.